What do I do with the Golly I bought? Answers on a postcard please

It all started a few days ago when I saw a gang of them in a shop window.  I bought this one: The Cricketer.  Now what do I do with him?   I am looking for  wild  ideas .  I'll use  your suggestion as inspiration. It could be anything from "take him for a meal" to "dress him in black power beret with a raised fist in Wigan bus station".